Sunday, April 27, 2008

Least Intelligent Question...

I'm not fond of being the center of attention. I'm perfectly content to remain in the background with a simple, heartfelt thanks my only recognition for things I've accomplished.

You'd think that, being one of eight children, I would be just the opposite; an attention-craving diva. But I'm not. I'm doing better, but I still don't really like being noticed and pointed out.

To the point that, I don't even like it when someone says, "that color's nice on you," or "you sounded great in your solo in the choir," or even "nice haircut." I'm getting better, and I can actually be gracious about it now, but I still don't really like it. But the whole haircut comment can be particularly aggravating.

Here's the deal: I don't get haircuts very often. Usually about every eight months. So when I do get one, I get bombarded with comments. Like I said, I'm getting better about being gracious about comments I receive. But one question just irritates me to no end.

"Did you get a haircut?" Asked like it's not perfectly obvious. Let's see, yesterday I had curls going down my neck and wings that spread out behind my ears. Today the sides and back are cut short enough that they had to use a number two guard on the clippers to cut it to the length I like to have it cut to. Are your powers of observation so weak that you can't even recognize the big difference in my head's appearance?

So if you have to make some comment about my haircut, make it a comment. You know, like "Nice haircut. I like your haircut. Wow, that haircut does not look good on you." Don't ask me if I got a haircut, because you make not enjoy the cutting comment you will receive in response.

And if you happen to catch me on a bad day, or a day where I've been asked 165 times if I got a haircut, you may just be surprised at my choice of words when I respond.

Don't say I didn't warn you...


julie said...

So, did you get a hair cut recently?

Madman said...

Actually, yes. And on a webpage where you can't actually see me, that question doesn't bother me.

I knew you were going to ask, and I knew how I was going to respond.

You're getting predictable.

julie said...

I was going to say something else, but wasn't sure if I could get away with it, so I opted for the obvious.

Forgive me. :)

julie said...

Last week I chopped 5" off my hair - it's very noticeably different!! Anthony and I went to his sister's house Friday night and the first thing she said to me was "Did you cut your hair?" I laughed and thought of you.